Doggie DNA is the technology developed by a national company to scientifically determine whose pile of poop is whose and dog owners can be fined for not cleaning up the mess. This may seem trivial, but the apartment complex I live in goes on the honor system. What a concept! Rules are rules. An upscale downtown Indianapolis apartment complex has swabbed all dogs in the place, and charged the owners for this service. Any remains not picked up the owners is tested for the DNA, which costs about $40, and the cost is made up by the fines for the illegal dump, which are five to six times the cost of the testing. This feasible on a small scale.
However, the clean city of Carmel, Indiana, is considering the concept for the whole town. All dogs with registered owners would have to submit to the Doggie DNA data bank, which may be difficult to do. I'm sure there are some rogue animals without masters or owners who seem to evade animal control, who could not be traced with "illegal dumps." Then the city would have to employ a Poop Patrol for evidence left on public grounds, similar to the level of the Patriots ball attendant. The piles would be checked and doggie owners fined $300 or so. Good for the cheaters. But what if a Poop Patrol guy switched the pile of a dog belonging to a public official or big company president with a pile from a privately owned property? The framed owner would have to go to court to prove his dog did not deficate on the certain public property at a certain time to avoid paying the $300 fine. Lawyers would run to this like stink on.. well you know. Or the Poop Patrol guy would be paid to just dispose of the important persons' doggie evidence and no one would ever know. This situation would end up a big mess if the whole Doggie DNA would become a national movement, much bigger than DeflateGate.
About the game, I would like to see Seattle deny the Patriots a 4th Superbowl victory, but the game won't end until the final seconds. Just as the Green Bay Packers about that.